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14.08.2013 16:53 -
Да се върнем все пак към класическия капитализъм
Нещо интересно ми попадна в нета преди време:
Socialism
You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.
Communism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
Bureucratism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and
then throws the milk away
Traditional Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
American Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has
dropped dead.
Enron Venture Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company
using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then
execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that
you get all four cows back, with tax exemption for five cows. The milk
rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman
Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells
the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual
report says the company owns eight cows, with and option on one
more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United states,
leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the
release. The public then buys your bull.
Andersen Model Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You shred them
French Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You go on strike, organise a riot and block the roads
because you want 3 cows.
Japanese Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a
clever cow cartoon image called "Cowkimon" and market it worldwide.
German Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
once a month and milk themselves.
Italian Capitalism
You have 2 cows, but you don"t know where they are. You decide to
have lunch.
Russian Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You
count again and learn you have 42 cows. You count again and learn you
have 2 cows. You open another bottle of vodka.
Swiss Capitalism
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the
owners for storing them.
Chinese Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that
you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reports otherwise.
Indian Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You worship them.
British Capitalism
You have 2 cows. Both are mad.
Iraqi Capitalism
Everyone thinks you have many cows. You tell them you have none but
they don"t believe you and bomb the shit out of your country. You still
have no cows but at least you are part of a democracy
New Zealand Capitalism
You have 2 cows. The one on the left is looking pretty sexy..
Australian Capitalism
You have 2 cows. Business seems good. You close the office and go for
a few celebratory beers.
Socialism
You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.
Communism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
Bureucratism
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and
then throws the milk away
Traditional Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and
the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
American Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has
dropped dead.
Enron Venture Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company
using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then
execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that
you get all four cows back, with tax exemption for five cows. The milk
rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman
Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells
the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual
report says the company owns eight cows, with and option on one
more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United states,
leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the
release. The public then buys your bull.
Andersen Model Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You shred them
French Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You go on strike, organise a riot and block the roads
because you want 3 cows.
Japanese Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a
clever cow cartoon image called "Cowkimon" and market it worldwide.
German Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
once a month and milk themselves.
Italian Capitalism
You have 2 cows, but you don"t know where they are. You decide to
have lunch.
Russian Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You
count again and learn you have 42 cows. You count again and learn you
have 2 cows. You open another bottle of vodka.
Swiss Capitalism
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the
owners for storing them.
Chinese Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that
you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reports otherwise.
Indian Capitalism
You have 2 cows. You worship them.
British Capitalism
You have 2 cows. Both are mad.
Iraqi Capitalism
Everyone thinks you have many cows. You tell them you have none but
they don"t believe you and bomb the shit out of your country. You still
have no cows but at least you are part of a democracy
New Zealand Capitalism
You have 2 cows. The one on the left is looking pretty sexy..
Australian Capitalism
You have 2 cows. Business seems good. You close the office and go for
a few celebratory beers.
14.08.2013 12:58 -
112 000 000 лева ни струват БНТ и БНР. И какво получаваме в замяна?
- Новини, събрани от нета и от телеграфните агенции;
- Повече знаем какво се случва в Сомалия, Афганистан, Турция, Египет, Тунис, САЩ, Русия и други държави, отколкото какво се случва в България. Като пуснеш вечерта телевизиите, всички предават едно и също, ВСЕ ЕДНО СА СЕ ДОГОВОРИЛИ.
- Какво ще каже по въпроса Комисията за защита на конкуренцията. Каква конкуренция има в ефира, след като националната телевизия получава субсидии от бюджета, за разлика от частните телевизии. И в това нямаше да има нищо лошо, ако тази телевизия беше стожер в защита на свободата. Да, ама не. Тя е стожер по емитиране на филми за живота на мафията, които филми са платени от нашите джобове.
- Каква социална функция изпълняват БНТ и БНР? АКО ЗНАЕ НЯКОЙ, НЕКА ДА МИ КАЖЕ, ЗА ДА ЗНАМ ЗА КАКВО ОТИВАТ ПАРИТЕ НИ!
- УЧАТ НИ КАК ДА ЗАБЪРКВАМЕ МАНДЖИ, ПРОБУТВАТ НИ ТЪПИ ФИЛМИ И ЗАБАВНИ ПРОГРАМИ. СТОТИЦИ ХОРА НА ДЪРЖАВНА ХРАНИЛКА. А НЯМА КОЙ ДА НАУЧИ ТОЗИ НАРОД, ЧЕ СВОБОДАТА Е НАЙ-ВИСШЕТО БЛАГО, КОЕТО ТЕЛЕВИЗИЯТА И РАДИОТО ВСЕКИ ДЕН ТРЯБВА ДА ОТСТОЯВАТ ОТ НАШЕ ИМЕ. ЗАЩОТО ТЕ СА НАШИЯТ ТРИБУН. НЕ ИМ ПЛАЩАМЕ, ЗА ДА НИ УПОЯВАТ И ЗА ДА НЕГЛИЖИРАТ ОБЩЕСТВЕНИТЕ ПРОБЛЕМИ, А ДА ГИ ПОКАЗВАТ И ДА ПРЕДЛАГАТ РЕШЕНИЯ ЗА ТЯХ.
14.08.2013 10:39 -
Основна част от здравната реформа е "изборът на екип"
КАКВО ОЗНАЧАВА ИЗБОР НА ЕКИП?
- ЛЕКАРСКОТО СЪСЛОВИЕ Е СЪЗДАЛО ТАЗИ ДАЛАВЕРА. КОЛКОТО ПОВЕЧЕ "ИЗБОР НА ЕКИП", ТОЛКОВА ПОВЕЧЕ ПРИХОДИ И ТО СЪВСЕМ РЕГЛАМЕНТИРАНИ;
- ИЗБОР НА ЕКИП ОЗНАЧАВА И В НЯКАКВА СТЕПЕН НЕДОВЕРИЕ ОТ СТРАНА НА ОТДЕЛНИ ПАЦИЕНТИ КЪМ ЛЕКАРИТЕ КАТО ЦЯЛО, ЗАЩОТО ДЕСЕТКИ ХИЛЯДИ ХОРА СА СИ ОТИШЛИ ОТ ТОЗИ ЖИВОТ, БЛАГОДАРЕНИЕ НА ЛЕКАРСКИ ГРЕШКИ, НЕКАДЪРНИ ДИАГНОЗИ И ИЗОБЩО КАЛПАВИ ДОКТОРИ. АЗ САМИЯТ ЩЯХ ДА ДАМ ФИРА ОТ ЛЕКАРСКА ГРЕШКА ПРЕДИ ГОДИНИ.
- КАКВО ЩЕ СЕ СЛУЧИ, АКО НЕ ИЗБЕРЕМ ЕКИП. ЩЕ НИ УМОРЯТ ПО-ЛЕСНО ЛИ?
- ИМА ЛИ СТАТИСТИКА, КОЛКО СА СМЪРТНИТЕ СЛУЧАИ СЛЕД ИЗБОР НА ЕКИП И КОЛКО СА БЕЗ ИЗБОР НА ЕКИП? НЯКОЙ ПРАВИЛИ ТАКИВА ИЗСЛЕДВАНИЯ?
- МАЛКО ГАДНИЧКО Е НАИСТИНА, СЛЕД КАТО СВЪРШАТ РАБОТА, ДОКТОРИТЕ ДА ОЧАКВАТ ПЪЛНИ ЧАНТИ С КАКВИ ЛИ НЕ ВКУСОТИИ ИЛИ НАПРАВО ПЛИК С ПАРИ.
- В ЗАКЛЮЧЕНИЕ - ТРЯБВА ДА СЕ ЗНАЕ - ТОВА ЗДРАВЕОПАЗВАНЕТО ДЪРЖАВНО ЛИ Е В КРАЯ НА КРАИЩАТА ИЛИ Е ЧАСТО? КАКВА Е ТАЗИ СИТУАЦИЯ СЕГА - НЯКАКЪВ ХИБРИД МЕЖДУ ДЪРЖАВНА СОБСТВЕНОСТ, ЛЕКАРИ НА ДЪРЖАВНА ЗАПЛАТА И ОТКРИТО ЗАКОННО РЕКЕТЬОРСТВО.
- НЕКА ДА СЕ ЗНАЕ - АКО Е ДЪРЖАВНО, ДА Е ДЪРЖАВНО. АКО Е ЧАСТНО - ЛЕКАРИТЕ ДА КУПЯТ БОЛНИЦИТЕ ОТ ДЪРЖАВАТА, ДА СИ СЛОЖАТ ТАРИФИ И ДА РАБОТЯТ КАТО СЕ ПРИДЪРЖАТ КЪМ ЕВРОПЕЙСКИТЕ СТАНДАРТИ НА ОБСЛУЖВАНЕ. ТО СЕГА В ТОВА БЕЗВРЕМИЕ Е НАЙ-ТЪПО. ПЛАЩАМЕ ИМ ОБРАЗОВАНИЕТО, ПЛАЩАМЕ ИМ СПЕЦИАЛИЗАЦИЯТА, РАБОТЯТ В ДЪРЖАВНИ И ОБЩИНСКИ БОЛНИЦИ И СЕ ВЪЗПОЛЗВАТ ОТ ПОЛОЖЕНИЕТО СИ, ЧЕ СРЕЩУ ТЯХ ИМА СТРАДАНИЕ, КОЕТО ТЕ ИСКАТ ДА РАЗКЕШАТ. БАХ ТИ И РЕФОРМАТА, АКО ТОВА Е РЕФОРМАТА.
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